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It was my birthday and I just turned eight.

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My daughter happily brought me another tooth, proudly declaring it was for the tooth fairy.

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"I love you" his voice quivered with nerves, "I-I love you so much"

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"Hey guys!" I greeted my friends as I arrived to a party held by my clumsy friend, Marilyn, in celebration after having another baby.

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Touching down on Mars, we took shelter inside a cave to start out the first human settlement

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I looked into the eyes of my wife's killer and knew that i would murder him at the earliest opportunity

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Every day my elderly Dad screamed at me to stop hitting him

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"For my final wish, I wish I was famous!"

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To celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary, I surprised my wife with a trip to the casino.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was my birthday and I just turned eight.	1035
My daughter happily brought me another tooth, proudly declaring it was for the tooth fairy.	1022
[deleted by user]	1018
"I love you" his voice quivered with nerves, "I-I love you so much"	1009
"Hey guys!" I greeted my friends as I arrived to a party held by my clumsy friend, Marilyn, in celebration after having another baby.	1005
Touching down on Mars, we took shelter inside a cave to start out the first human settlement	1000
I looked into the eyes of my wife's killer and knew that i would murder him at the earliest opportunity	990
Every day my elderly Dad screamed at me to stop hitting him	987
"For my final wish, I wish I was famous!"	985
To celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary, I surprised my wife with a trip to the casino.	980